Friday, September 14, 2007

Cool Kid Update

I figured I'd put up a quick post on a recent discovery. Apparently all the "cool kids" leave the bulk of their cooking kit at school, and just carry around a knife roll with their main knives in it. I must admit, it would save a HELL of a lot of trouble. Because carrying a pepper mill and a ladle around NYC is very necessary. Its advised by the school that we don't leave any of our kit in the lockers, but hey, if it makes life easier. As things stand, I constantly get funny looks on the subway when I carry my kit, like "is he a terrorist?" or "I wonder if there's a gun in the bag." I've been asked once if it was a musical instrument or a specialty bag because it was so oddly shaped. As I simply said no, the three gay guys loudly discussed the prospect of it being a gun or a bomb. I could have told them, but I didn't want to take their fun away and I wasn't in the mood to strike up a conversation with them.

Anyhow, I'm now on the market for a new knife roll, a good pair of spring loaded needle nose pliers for fish bones, and a good (cheap) vegetable peeler (the kind that holds the peeler sideways so you pull down against the veggie, I may be unclear, but you all know what I'm talking about).

I'll let you know if and when I become one of the cool kids!

Poisson (not the skull and crossbones kind)

After royally screwing up the potato class, I found it to be in my best interest to ROCK the fish class. The word of the day was to be "Perfection." We rocked it. (My partner was in agreement, we needed to step up our game today)

We also had a quiz. I studied hard (he gives us the study material, pretty much exactly as it appears on the test), and I was very confident that I was going to let the word of the day prevail over the test. Rocked it. It was basically memorizing a few sizes of tourner (bouquetiere -3cm, cocotte - 5cm, vapeur - 6cm), remembering a couple of derivative sauces of mayonnaise and hollandaise sauces (I listed sauce verte and sauce aioli for mayo, and sauce bernaise and sauce choron for hollandaise), lets see, a few methods of cutting and cooking potatoes, and a few things about salads. Piece of cake, especially when he tells you beforehand.

Most of us will pick up a piece of chicken breast (or a piece of beef) and hack away, cutting it down to the lengths and shapes we want. You'll trim the fat, season and cook, without a thought. However, put a whole fish on your cutting board and you may be a little more hesitant. At first glance, it is indeed intimidating. An entire might-as-well-be-live animal for you to cut up, cook and eat.

Well after the filleting demo it was less intimidating. My stomach was feeling a lot better and I was focused (and determined to uphold the word of the day). Normally, you will have to scale and gut the fish. We were using bass and trout, both of which were gutted, only the bass was scaled. Apparently, we can eat the trout WITH the scales, since they are pretty tender. But thankfully he made us scale them. There were scales EVERYWHERE. I was picking scales off myself and the table for the rest of the night. But I'm glad we did it. We then had to cut off the fins (we cut up the bass entirely before touching the trout) and cut out the gills. It was weird touching the lungs of the fish. But I guess its no weirder than touching its ribs... and eyes, and head in general. We used our kitchen shears (not scissors, "scissors are for arts & crafts"), and some of those bass fins were pretty thick.

Behind the gills, there is a bony plate, you start your cut right beyond that to get as much meat as you can, and work your way up along the gills and toward the head. It results in a curved cut that outlines the gills. Then you make long, shallow cuts, trying to keep your blade flush against the backbone and the ribs. You can't do it in one cut, it takes a number of strides. Hopefully, when you're done, you'll have a meaty, not mangled ("it looks like your fillet was attacked by a beaver") fillet. You then trim off any fatty parts and pull out any bones.

I had 4 beautiful fillets. I was very proud of my cuts. I felt very confident, and I was upholding the word of the day.

The first method of cooking was very intricate, and required a lot of steps. Primarily, we had to cook a number of ingredients (veggies) in varying methods. We needed to make our fondue de tomates again (which we burned a few classes ago and wanted to perfect this time, and DID), we needed to julienne celery, carrots and leeks, and cook a l'etuvee, and then finely dice mushrooms and cook down until the moisture was gone.

After you had everything laid out, you took a heart shaped piece of parchment paper and spooned on some tomatoes and mushrooms, followed by the fillet, and topped with the celery, carrots and leeks. Splash some white wine, S&P, and a sprig of thyme, and then fold and seal the parchment paper with egg white. You bake that sack for 7-8 minutes and it poofs up nicely, cooking in its own steam, trapping the aromas for you to open in front of the customer.

It was beautiful, and passed the taste test. Perfect.

The trout was fried. We seasoned the fillet, and lightly floured the fish. We cooked it in clarified butter until barely golden, and nice and crispy, and topped it with a deeeelicious sauce.

We cooked a bunch of butter until it reached noisette stage (hazelnut - lightly browned), then threw in lemon supremes, parsley and capers, and at the last second, tossed some homemade croutons in this mixture and topped the fish. It was delicious! And, again, perfect. Could have maybe used a touch more lemon juice for the acidity, but it was, nonetheless, delicious.

So yeah, the fish was delicious, and we picked up our game. Real interesting right? I bet it is.

I went out for a couple of drinks with a couple of classmates after we were done. We discussed our new partners. At the end of class, Chef Tom said ok.. you, come here, you go there, you, here. He reorganized the class so that we mixed up our partners. It was a tricky move. We did, somewhat, settle into a groove with our partners, and I feel like we paired up with equal skill levels, and the better skilled people were together (I put myself in that category). All that was about to change.

As we discussed this over Bud Light's, I tried not to judge my new partner, as I have not worked with her. She comes off as a little lethargic at times (i.e. during chef demos she leans on the chefs station with her head on her hands, and she speaks very very quietly, not putting any oomph into her statements). Sure its a late class, and we probably all work during the day, but you should show some enthusiasm. One of my beermates mentioned that she looks high all the time. Another good description. My ex-partner was paired with one of the guys who I mentioned previously that I found to be immature, and the other beermate was paired with someone who was about to dump in about 30 grams of black peppercorns in his sauce tonight, rather than capers. That would have been interesting had I not helped him out. They were both worried about working with their new partners, which, I guess deep down, I am too, but they were a little more vocal about it. I'm sure their fears are definitely warranted, but I'm hoping that my new partner has a lot more to her than meets the eye.

We'll find out. Should be interesting. Flat fish on Saturday.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Well let's see...

... there's Fried potatoes, baked potatoes, potato gumbo, barbequed potatoes, roasted potatoes, potato stew, potato soup, potato salad, mashed potatoes... that's.. that's about it.

Ok, so perhaps that was an unsuccessful twist on the Forrest Gump line by Bubba, but you get my point. You can pretty much do anything with a potato (even shoot them out of guns). We certainly did fry them (our first introduction to the deep fryer in class), and slice and dice them. We also used a mandoline for the first time, which proved quite the foe to some in the class (including my partner).

Before I continue, I am having some mixed feeling about Chef Tom. Yes, he is very skillful, and all of his demos come out pretty much perfect, but I think he secretly wants ours to come out not quite as good as his. We all do things at slightly different paces. But he constantly calls us up to the front of the class (mid-preparation/cooking) and makes us watch as he prepares a dish.. from slicing entire potatoes on a mandoline, to laying the slices out, to S&P (salt and pepper, as I write it in my recipes), etc. I agree its helpful to see the process, but certain things can be skipped. More importantly, he calls us up as we're cooking, and inevitably the food is going to burn. It happens to almost all of us. Meanwhile we watch him prepare something from start to finish, and he'll lay it out on a dish and say, "oh wow, did you taste my salad, or my potato, or my_______ (insert name of food he demonstrated). Isn't that good?" Starting to get a little bothersome.

Anyhow, another aside before I get into potatoes. About an hour into class, after we watched him fry a bunch of different cuts of potatoes, I was having some terrible pains in my stomach. I felt like I was welling up with gas, but I wasn't sure why, nor could I do anything about it. With that said, my mind wasn't quite focused on the task at hand. I was more concerned with the clock hitting 10:45 than my potatoes being perfect. Further when my partner sliced her finger on the mandoline, I had no choice but to try and fully focus. It was difficult, and I would love to do it all over.

On to frying potatoes. Its not that difficult, we've all done it, probably without really thinking about it, and most likely without a thermometer (though, if Alton Brown always uses one, maybe I should too). For recipes that call for a one time fry (opposed to frying twice or thrice) the oil should be at approximmately 350F-375F. This provides a crispy outside and helps prevent the potato from adbsorbing too much oil. We made waffle fries (more like chips) using the mandoline (a number of people, including my partner, had a hard time with this cut because they did not realize that you must rotate the potato a little before each pass on the mandoline. Not rocket science). We cooked these in the oil until no more bubbles formed, that is, the moisture has been cooked out of the potato leaving a crisp waffle chip. You can't do this for thicker cuts or else you'll be left with a rock hard piece of fried potato.

We then made a bowl. How cute! ehm... I mean... it was really pretty easy, and its nice to know that we can easily make a bowl out of potatoes. Easily if you have the right tools for shaping the bowl and being able to submerge in oil (we used these two metal "baskets" one for inside the other, so the potatoes were pushed in between. We cut two round parchment paper circles to put between the bowls and the potatoes to prevent sticking. But yeah, it was cute.. and easy). A little tip, when you want to fry potatoes and ou want them to stick together (a hash, these baskets), it may be best that you don't rinse them before you fry them. That is, you can store them in water as you are cutting them, to prevent discoloration, but do not rinse before fying. We don't want to lose the starchy goodness. Also, for frying we use starchy potatoes, such as good ole Idaho's, and Russet potatoes. HOWEVER, it is in yours and your skins, eyes, hands... best interest if you dry the potato before you place in the oil. Again, you probably don't need to be told this, but we were, and I'm passing it along to you. For a regular french fry, it may be best if you rinse off the extra starch, though its not necessary.

Next we made a gratin dauphine. Layers of sliced potatoes, with cheese and cream. It was pretty darn good!! Chef Tom said we used a little too much cheese, but I disagree. It wasn't overcheesy at all. It was, if anything, a little undercheesy. We baked this one in the oven for about 30 minutes, and it got nice and browned on top, a little crispy, as well. Oh yeah, Chef Tom also said the potatoes may have been a little on the undercooked side, which I totally disgree with as well. They were not undercooked, nor al dente. They were fully cooked and delicious. But I suppose he knows best.

What was pretty humorous was for dinner break, they had the audacity to serve us mashed potatoes!! The last thing we needed was more potatoes. But they didn't know, so I forgive them, I suppose.

That new guy, (Lee, whose name is Dongchen, who is a very nice guy) was working alone. He made all the recipes by himself. These recipes weren't difficult, but it took time to gather the ingredients, slice potatoes, fry them, keep an eye on them, prepare supplementary ingredients (like boiling milk), or boiling the potatoes (PLUS having Chef Tom call us up every 5 minutes). He did a good job, considering, however, he lagged behind a bit. But I don't blame him. I helped him clean up his station, but I'd like to work whit him again one day. He was pretty cool, and my partner has been lagging behind a little (though she was super helpful on this dreadful stomach aching potato day).

We made a couple more potato dishes, which I will mention briefly. We made another layered and baked dish (pommes Anna), a hashed potato looking thing (pommes something), pommes puree (mashed), and pommes duchesse (a puree mixed with an egg yolk and usually squeezed through a pastry bag into shapes).

I'd love to give you details but they're a little fuzzy to me, and quite honestly, its easy to mess these up, but if you pay some attention to what you're doing, its easier to get right.

We have a quiz at the beginning of next class. We received the low down at the end of this past class. So we should all do well. I intend on getting it perfect (again). It's idiotic not to memorize the 10 things he takes the time to explain to us for the quiz. I'll let you know how it goes, and if I can stomach it, I'll prepare some potatoes for my friends. Also, by the way, you may have noticed that the blog is no longer white text on a black background. I received a few complaints that it was harsh on the eyes. I am still trying to find the right color scheme that captures the aura of this blog. I am open to suggestions. Feel free to leave a comment with ideas, and with anything else you'd like to say or hear more about.

Monday, September 10, 2007

I said WHAT TIIIIIME IS IT?

ITS FOOTBALL TIME!!! Oh, keep it in your pants you sports junkies. You wish this blog turned towards how badly the Jets lost, and how much promise the Giants may show. TOO BAD! I'm talking about tourner. Tour-who? Tourner (tor-nay), or "to turn." That is, cutting the vegetables into pretty little pieces shaped like none other than a football! (Get the football Benny!) How fitting that we learn this on the eve before the season openers.

So, how exactly do you turn a vegetable? Its really not too hard. But hard enough that it takes a lot of practice to do right. The French love to assign names to techniques and different sized cuts. For instance, we primarily turned vegetables in a 5 cm size (2"). This size was called cocotte. This is the usual size for many vegetables such as carrots, turnips, and potatoes. Artichokes can be turned as well, though not into a football shape, and when done, all that remains from a big ole artichoke is a small bowl shaped piece. Its pretty incredible that a pricey artichoke gets chopped down to a tiny 30-50 gram piece.

I would mention other sized cuts of tourner, but I don't remember them off hand. Anyhow, first you wash and peel the vegetable, then cut it down to the basic size you need. Holding the piece in one hand you take your paring knife and start making curved cuts, coming towards you. If you cut the turnip to a box shaped piece, you start by trimming the ridged corners.

Once you have a general shape you cut the vegetable, turning it a bit, and placing another cut directly next to, or overlapping your previous cut. The final piece should be a pretty little football shape, with, traditionally, 7 continuous sides (side by side, continuous from front to back, which means you made fluid cuts, not jerky, and no signs of stop and go cutting).

Sounds a little complex, but it really isn't too bad. Again, its hard to do right, and borderline nonsensical. Though, I must say, they really do look nice, and as we were told, it shows that the chef, or whomever prepared them, has learned the technique and put time and attention into the food being prepared. It is a good thing to learn.

ANYWAYS, all these good things I'm saying about this classic technique may be overshadowed by the fact that I probably tournered about 30 pieces of vegetables in 5 hours. I do believe this is quite a bit for a beginner. It was pretty soothing, but my hands were sore and red by the time class was over.

So we made a couple of dishes with our tourner. One was just a salad of cooked carrots, turnips, string beans, and peas on an artichoke bowl. Let me say, my partner was OFF HER GAME. As I mentioned in an earlier blog, vegetables should be cooked until tender. The butter glaze we were making for this particular recipe should be a blanc, not browned. Not only were her cooked veggies browned, they were by no means fully cooked. They were borderline raw. It was a little embarrassing. Further, she started to cooked the green beans a l'etuvee, rather than a l'anglaise. She ruined them, and there were no more to redo it. It was a shame to go to the Chef with our plate of uncooked vegetables, and missing an ingredient. I must say, however, that the artichoke that I turned, and the peas I prepared a l'anglaise were perfect. I would have done the string beans as well if she didn't already cook them improperly. I didn't want to say anything negative, because, well, I didn't know how to say "wake up, get with the program!" in a nice way. So I just stayed quiet.

We also had to tourner some potatoes and cook them by first boiling, next, sauteeing in oil, draining, coating in butter then baking. This was much more of a success. And they tasted really good. Really really good. I tournered pretty much all of the potatoes we used, and I think they looked great.

Also, our head chef, besides spending about a half hour helping my partner tourner (she had such a hard time getting it), he kept making these comments about classical music and this and that (my partner plays classical music). It was pretty annoying, but as she said it, any face time is good. Overall, Chef Tom is really nice, and for an ex-marine, he is less strict than one might imagine. He doesn't enforce the "YES Chef" "NO Chef" replies policy as one would expect. And he really knows his shit, which is great for us.